Character: Tommy Dawkins

When I was a kid, I knew that vampires, zombies and all sorts of the essence of horror films appear in such nights. Parents reassured me monster isn't supposed to happen... But I know the parents were wrong.
The monsters are, and they are not as smart and good as I am.
So keep your eyes open and listen with all ears. Suddenly they wander in your city...

- And you just possess the necessary qualifications, Hugo?
- Relax, Dawkins! I took a full course of training, three went to Vietnam.
- You fought in Vietnam?
- I actually went on the tour. I was in the army because of flat feet is not taken. So. Less words - more blood! [wipes hand fleece]
- A-a-a-a-a-a!!!
- It's just fleece.
- It was too scratchy!
It doesn't hurt. [pulls out a huge syringe] If you don't want the opposite.

- Need a thousand bucks and fast! I have three dollars earned babysittercom.
- I have fifty dollars, donated by the grandmother on birthday.

- He almost made me a vampire!
And they've buried me alive!
- Took money from me and never gave up.

- Oh, what's wrong with you?
- Yes here...
- Lick, how the bloody things!
- Experimenting with their own photogenic.
- We shoot in a week.
- Forget last year's disaster? [Shows a picture. In it, he is bald.] I was sure that we will re-shoot!

- The Exhibition "Ancient Egypt". Get closer. Before us is a Golden ring with the image of a scarab, symbolizing a boundless power of the pharaohs...
Nudisticke.
- Do not tell me! And HoloGrate of chrominance in the hall of anthropology?
- Yeah, awesome!
Awesome!
- Have you seen them?
- No.

- Merton, are you okay?
Given that devil dog dragged me across town, I SURPRISINGLY intact.

- Cerberus?
- Guardian of the underworld. Purebred fire-breathing devil dog.
- So, he's a hell of a dog? But he is not guilty! Anything you can do!
- I think I have a set for the expulsion of the dogs of the evil spirit? However... There Is. I had dark suspicions about the neighbor's Schnauzer.

I'm to blame! This is why you never remembered the good?
Maybe it's time to come out and say? Let the city know who you are.
- What are you talking about? It's complete madness!
- What? Tommy can be a hero for finding the courage.
Or it will tear off the hide and hang it on the wall to match the carpet in the living room!

- So, Stacy is now a witch? Well, no, I don't need a witch!
- Tommy, you're a werewolf! Since when did you become so choosy? For me, a normal Alliance.

Do you know how long I've been waiting for someone like you?
- I don't know... but I wish you luck in future searches!

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a joint struggle for the salvation of the world.

I'm ashamed of my body, Travis.
- Don't be ashamed, it's a gift mom and dad.

I was not alone - with me were my inner demons.