Character: Merton Dingle

- He almost made me a vampire!
And they've buried me alive!
- Took money from me and never gave up.

- Oh, what's wrong with you?
- Yes here...
- Lick, how the bloody things!
- Experimenting with their own photogenic.
- We shoot in a week.
- Forget last year's disaster? [Shows a picture. In it, he is bald.] I was sure that we will re-shoot!

- The Exhibition "Ancient Egypt". Get closer. Before us is a Golden ring with the image of a scarab, symbolizing a boundless power of the pharaohs...
Nudisticke.
- Do not tell me! And HoloGrate of chrominance in the hall of anthropology?
- Yeah, awesome!
Awesome!
- Have you seen them?
- No.

- Merton, are you okay?
Given that devil dog dragged me across town, I SURPRISINGLY intact.

- Cerberus?
- Guardian of the underworld. Purebred fire-breathing devil dog.
- So, he's a hell of a dog? But he is not guilty! Anything you can do!
- I think I have a set for the expulsion of the dogs of the evil spirit? However... There Is. I had dark suspicions about the neighbor's Schnauzer.

I'm to blame! This is why you never remembered the good?
Maybe it's time to come out and say? Let the city know who you are.
- What are you talking about? It's complete madness!
- What? Tommy can be a hero for finding the courage.
Or it will tear off the hide and hang it on the wall to match the carpet in the living room!

- So, Stacy is now a witch? Well, no, I don't need a witch!
- Tommy, you're a werewolf! Since when did you become so choosy? For me, a normal Alliance.