Character: Franco Colucci

- No, this is too much! What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here, Colocci?
What am I doing?! This is the gym, I play sports!
Don't be silly, don't you care about your physical form!
- Care!
- Don't lie, you're in my life it did!
- How do you know I am always watching my weight!
- You came to watch me!
- Even this is not enough!

- It is better to be stupid than to have that face!
- What are you again talking about?
- Besides, it's all wrinkles!
- You'd better pay attention to your costume!
- Your face at any moment may crack!

We spent one night together.
- One night?! You met in bed?!

- Now, girls, I'll show gait tum-tum. It is important! It looks like this: step - by tum hip, step - hip tum.
Immediately explain what you're doing here? What does Economics have this obscene spectacle?
- I teach not only Economics, but also good manners - they are necessary girls.
- In your opinion, wiggling hips is good manners?!
- No, on the contrary - I told the girls that they don't need to shake my hips. They're not on stage! No, no, no, educated girl go down your nose, look on others with a sense of superiority and does not stick out the chest.
- Chest? What are you talking about?! Don't you understand that they are children?
- Colocci, I teach them. So, girls, never over-emphasize the chest - pretend you don't! And one more thing, the main thing - to learn how to use their candy.
- What other candy? Nonsense! For MIA, the rate of femininity is over. Go!
I don't want to leave!
- I said...
- Don't, MIA. Come not to contradict the father.
- Don't argue with me!
- I just asked and asked her not to challenge you. A good girl always obeys her father. Even if he has the face and brain Senora Collaci.

- Colocci, only thing missing is you!
Sorry, I just wanted to know, how are you?
- A minute ago everything was fine, but now it's not. I want to cry just thinking of your lean face. So do me a favor - don't call me anymore!

- She's all that. She make me ugly!
- How? What happened?
- She ruined my hair, now they're in a vegetative coma!
- Don't make a scene, MIA!
You and my hair is dead!

Lady, what are you doing here?!
- Colecci...
- Colucci.
- There you go, straight to bed... Frankie!
- What Frankito?!
- Toast will be?

Donot...
- Excuse me, dear, you don't see the Director doing? Continue.
- This year we intend to pay great attention to the issues of development of physical culture and sports...
- Senor...
- Colocci, show respect! I am infinitely interesting to listen to our Director.
- Another innovation: the guys twice during the week to visit their relatives, if you want...
- I ask you...
- No, this is too much! His behavior is simply outrageous!

- You had to insist on!
- I tried, but you messed with my mind with his heart-rending, hysterical snot.
What?!
My poor brain could not withstand the onslaught of so many stupid things. I was afraid to get infected!
- You had to get my daughter back, but you said yourself - you brain is not enough, your poor brain collapses!
- It's not my fault that your daughter grew up and realized your worth!
What the hell is this?!
- Our conversation is at an impasse. I'm not going to waste time on you. By the way, if you ever need anything - you know how to count?
Yes.
Don't count on me!

- A penalty, a penalty!..
- What is the penalty, they're in the middle of the field!
Oh, I didn't notice..

- Signora, you forget that you are in school. Behave yourself.
- My joy, you see what is at the door? It's an insensitive image.

- What have I done?!
- I opened my mouth as always is not the case.

- Whatís that screaming?
- Here Mr. "quiet voice"!

When you yawn, to you in your mouth truck can enter!