Character: Franco Colucci. Page 1

- Where are you from?
- We were invited by Sonya ray.
- I didn't expect.
We came to a portion of the banality and durnovkusiya.

The daughter, who finally came off the rails!
- From where I flew?! Could you elaborate?
I will take you into a private College!
- Even more closed?

- Signora, what is wrong with you? Did you fall asleep?
- No. Yes... I got to thinking.
- It's not your style, you is not talking!

- Admit it, how much you bought the rights?
- For a box of soap.

- Sonia Ray!
- Well spotted, Colluci!
For you I Collaci.

- And what is urgent you must tell my daughter?
And, Colucci, always afraid of his brutality.

- How do you know that my daughter is trying to find out the fate of the mother? How? You talked to her?
- I?!
- Yes, you.
- No, my daughter ate me whole when I get back, right?

- We're going out four.
- With whom?
- Guido, you Juliet and me.
- I haven dreamed about it!
I am happy for you. All the best.
Don't worry, I'll look out for her.
What?! Again you decide for me? Who are you, a circus owner, in which I serve the monkey?

- Darling, your charming, adorable daughter, is an angel and so independent.
- This angel is easily converted into the devil.

- Gross! What are you wearing? You decided to mummify themselves?
- Funny! Alive dead still cracking jokes! Ha!

I have to teach the ignorant one who forgot to say Hello.
- Sorry, you do this to me?! I'm not your age, I'm older than you.
- Much older.

- Look, the first is señor ray, then you, Signor Colucci.
Nothing, Gloria, if this gentleman is so in a hurry that will not give place to the lady, let her go first.
- Well, you! Only after you!
Gentleman is eager, let him go first!
- In any case, first it goes!
- You know, go together!
- No! [chorus]
- Do you have any problems?
- No! [chorus]

- By the way, the bird that flew too high risk to burn these wings.
- Nothing, I have feathers enough!
- The mind boggles!
You know what, Colucci, you are obviously not the place, go back to your crypt.

I am ready to share with you the present and the future that we have. But the past belongs to me!