Character: Andrew van de Kamp

So, I have the pancake, which a clod?

Daniel recognizes three things: Danielle, pleasure... I was wrong, only two.

In animals, mothers eating their children, more maternal instinct than Daniel.

How can you sit and play this stupid game when your sister almost died?!
- Mom, she tried to slit her wrists with a spoon. It's just an attempt to draw attention to himself.
- Stop it! Next time she can do something more serious!
- Yes, for example, to jump off the porch!..