Character: Victor Creed (Sabretooth)

I love this sword more than anything. You know, what is it good for?
- No.
- Remembered. A little too big for the plane. But if you pulled it at the wedding of a former girlfriend, something no one will forget.
That's Funny, Wade. Where did you get that I wonder?
- Of course, my sword is not as scary as a gun. Or claws. Or the fingernails of a bag lady...
- *grins and claws*
- *takes the sword* Manicure?