Character: Wade Wilson (Deadpool)

- Wade Wilson! What's my name?
- Oh, you're bleeding it from me!

- We have the same rules and you're not the judge, executioner and jury.
- Go fuck yourself with your rules! I fight for a just cause, and there has to be Mara.

- One moment. It is necessary to solve with one man sausage question. Four hot dogs, please.
Oh, no, thank you, I'm not hungry.
- Frets. Four hot dogs for me, please, and none for my friend.

- Wait. Sorry, of course, is that... Deadpool?
- Technically, today I Godpapa.
- Aha ha...
What?

Well hands for f**and head to the floor! Now!

On my wife similar.
- Did not understand.
- I said you remind me of...
- I say - I don't understand what lipstick and penetrating look.
- She has suffered a lot. But the humor helped her cope with the pain. I've been to this and have not learned. I didn't save her, but had to kill him. A couple of times I almost did. He weren't happy. Wanted to punish me and knew exactly how to do it. He came to my house and ripped out the very heart of this home. You're familiar with.

Wow, Cable?! Right Cable?
- It seems that someone is starting to get interesting! Know Cable?
- Uh-uh... Biological son of Cyclops and Madeline Pryor, a clone of Jean grey? Brother-in Rachel summers Nate grey, known as the son of Askani, source clone Strify? Which, as a child, was taken to the future of an alternate Universe, where he was infected with a virus? I hope that you sincerely had on the screen this nuanced history!
- ... [scratching his head] No, well, about the future we have.

Neither the jet yourself!

From me no one left!
- Said counselor Kevin: "first time for Everything, son."

- I don't see where he went?
- You jumped! Your ass is tearing! Included in the back!.. Everything he's in!..
- Do you hear yourself?
Is a natural ambiguity!

How many here on walls types of muddy... something I have for the rear are going through.

- We've all seen the first film.
- And I'm not. I'm more of a marvel.
We also marvel.
Yeah, but like... marvel, under the auspices of Fox. Yeah, if the Beatles was produced by Nickelback. Also music, but bad.
- So, blood from the nose... no I love Nickelback! And your dirty mouth up! And generally eat it after Disney bought Fox. [Points to his head] ear to the ground.

- Kissing is the beautiful act of two loving people. Unlike the abduction of a man and bind him!
- It is not stealing, okay? This... unauthorized change of position.

A long time ago, there lived a boy named Deadpool, who starred in suddenly shot the film. And in industry, where exploiting popular brands, this meant one thing - an immediate sequel!