Character: Wade Wilson (Deadpool). Page 4

Oh, long time no see! Look rested. Well, Yes, cancer can be it's not an asset to sweat...

I live in a crack house. With a family of 12 people. Cold nights we are fighting for a place near by Noelle - she is fat. We have everything in common. Space on the floor, floss... even condoms.

- Cope hands.
Sad the lot of the bachelor.

Nothing you bitch, brown pants he wore.

Ever heard about the one-legged arpondratana?

Your poor wife...

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right - Christmas, can I visit between the holidays?

Well, alas, your forty-eight minutes is up.
Hey, it is possible for you to extend? Five linebottom going in one superbot.
Five linebottom? Three minutes.
- I agree. And what do we do in the remaining two minutes?

- I slept in a box under the machine.
- You had the washer?!

- Childhood difficult?
- Harder thy. His father left before birth.
- And my before conception.

Such a dirty hole forgot this girl?

Yes zaherach you had this filthy bitch!
- Don't curse.
- Suck!

Of course, Twitter is sacred. Take your time. Wait a minute.

- Love is a terrible force! Find her, and the whole world will bloom with the perfume of the Narcissus. So hold onto it tightly and not let go. Don't repeat my mistakes, okay?
Yes.
Otherwise the world will bloom aroma mom-June after yoga.
And... as miss Mama June's that smell?
- How Gangbang homeless people in the Shoe with sanonoi... this evening I can tell, but, in fact, filthy!