Character: Wade Wilson (Deadpool). Page 3

Have you ever heard of one-legged japanamerica?

Ahh... My soft French bread.

Listen to all! I'm a teenage girl. Me to all of you on the drum. I just sarcastic to be silent, then release caustic severity, then again a sarcastic silence. Your next step? Huh? Sarcastic silence or acrid sharpness? Go!

When you're terminally ill, it's harder not to you but to the one who loves you.

Asphalt scrub strictly according to the recipe.

From the infinite torture there is a small disadvantage - more difficult to surprise.

You have cancer of the liver, lung, prostate and brain.
- Is this a joke? You standupper? You have a talent.

You're still here. This is the end. Go home. Oh, are you waiting for teaser trailer 2 Deadpool. Well, we have not so much money. What, did you expect Sam Jackson shows up? Go, go.

Of dapinder, it seems to me, in your taxi today, I accidentally sat.
- Yes, sir, You called it.

- Merry Christmas.
- Merry... April Tuesday, Mr. Poole.

- You annoy me.
- Thanks for the compliment.
- Do everyone a favor and shut the fountain, or I will sew it to you.

The bottom has not knock. No matter what deep robocrane was not life, you can almost always remember the exact moment where she is this fierce shit turned.

Life is an endless series of hemorrhoids with short commercial breaks for happiness.

Super I did not want to be, but I'm not. But when your worst enemy threatening your girl, then like it or not, and a superhero, bitch, will.