Character: Wade Wilson (Deadpool). Page 1

I love this sword more than anything. You know, what is it good for?
- No.
- Remembered. A little too big for the plane. But if you pulled it at the wedding of a former girlfriend, something no one will forget.
That's Funny, Wade. Where did you get that I wonder?
- Of course, my sword is not as scary as a gun. Or claws. Or the fingernails of a bag lady...
- *grins and claws*
- *takes the sword* Manicure?

Oh, tell me what shot this in SLOW-MO.

You see, the horror as you want to know why I did not call you here?

- People fall to climb.
- Thanks, dad, Batman, for your invaluable advice.

- Will break in half!!
- Blurted out, well, exactly in your style!

It was our camera. I wonder what I did to piss off the old man with the arm Winter soldier?

- At least one run-down planet has been to have all been there worse than me, idiots. I rushed there and he was their Superman!
- So there is in Canada.

All the rest, came a Pro! We are the X - Men, the outdated metaphor of racism in the sixties!

All family films start with murder: the lion King, Bambi, Saw 7...

What a genius pure Karpaty?

- You go study, kid. I didn't go and IKS became.
- You're an Intern.

Hi, I'm Peter.
And you're, like, a superhero.
- No, I come to declare...
- You're in.

- We will call... "the Power of X"!
Sounds like a blueprint.
- Absolutely. What? It's time to write a hell of ass!

- Sorry I'm late. I removed children with disabilities from a high tree, and...
No.
- Okay. I guy in a leotard waved. It turned out that his mom name is Martha.