interview [Theme]

The interview is an art, the talent, the ability to build negotiations.
This is the psychology. When a company grows to a higher level, you will be able to afford to hire a head of human resources Department, i.e. personnel officer. At least a little familiar with the theory of Jung's reading of Freud, at least diagonally. Understanding the theory of cognitive dissonance, with some basic knowledge about the collective unconscious. While there is no such person, you have to become a psychologist.

When applying for a job as a driver must undergo examination by a psychologist. Just psychologist and determines whether the person can work as a driver or not. Checked his concentration, checking his sanity, checked the minimum knowledge. I still remember one of the questions in their group, which was: "If steel scrap to throw in a bath filled with mercury it will float or sink?" For me the question was elementary, because I immediately remembered the periodic table and understood that the scrap is much lighter than mercury, so it and will float. But ninety-five percent of our group said that he will drown because he is iron. Questions, though elementary, but nonetheless.

- Why is new Jersey called the garden state?
- To not know that this state of moonshine, refineries and petrochemical plants.
- You replace the murderous sarcasm?
- It helps not to rely on others...

- Why is new Jersey called the garden state?
- To not know that this state of moonshine, refineries and petrochemical plants.
- You replace the murderous sarcasm?
- It helps not to rely on others...

Passed the first stage of creating an anti-corruption court in Ukraine: the interview was via Skype. Apparently, the first selection criterion was that the face of the official at least fit in a monitor.

- And do you read Runway, Ahn-Dre-Ah? - she said, also leaning forward and looking at me even more carefully than before. It was so sudden, so unexpected that I was caught off guard. I lied, not twisted, not even trying to defend:
- No. Followed by ten seconds of icy silence, after which she called Emily and told her to take me. I realized that I got the job.
- And do you read Runway, Ahn-dre-ah? - she interrupted, leaning over the desk and peering at me even more intently than before. It had come so quickly, so unexpectedly, that for the first time that day I was caught off-guard. I didn't lie, and I didn't elaborate or even attempt to explain.
- No. After perhaps ten seconds of stony silence, she beckoned for Emily to escort me out. I knew I had the job.

- Do you believe in UFOs, astrology, telepathy, clairvoyance, photos, soul, telekinesis, mediums, entering into a trance, the Loch Ness monster, the living, the undead, demons, ghosts, version of Atlantis?
- If it will give me a stable income, I'll believe anything.

Hi, I'm Peter.
And you're, like, a superhero.
- No, I come to declare...
- You're in.

... money is a job always goes to the most skillful. In fact, usually quite the opposite.

- Can I count on any bonuses, pension?
- It all depends on your skills. I just need to know what they have.
- And is there a bar?
Yes.
And yoga classes?
- No.
- Yes? Sad.
But the bodyguards are present year-round admission to other activities especially for them.
Yeah, that's fine. Do you have the tights in stock?
- What action?
- You don't know what it is?
You mean stock?
- Yes, exactly!

Have you ever thought that Life has something in common with "Rednecks", and With the devil, and Free of adavani something in common with a Devil?.. Worse more, when Free Work (Yes, I'm talking about the work of the typical Housewives crossed with the Life), turns super hellish mix = "Cattle Demon". There are still questions, why me +30 and I do not dream of a typical family?..
Someone will ask, well, let's say, with the Devils all clear, but what is in common Household with Cattle?..
If translated into the guttural language of the speaker "Pull-Sestra" and "Bydlo Demon" - everything falls into place.

I'm impressed, Sam. But not surprised...
- Who is it?
Are you one of the most qualified candidates we have ever had.
- Candidates? I'm not here for work, you...
Oh, but you did so well with our test, Sam.
I already have the job to destroy people like you. Bastards who maintain the status quo, sending others to die, sitting in his comfortable office, where...
Well said, Sam. You and I have more in common than you think. Get up on the roof for his last interview.
- What are you talking about Armstrong?
- Hurry up - don't make your new boss waiting.

So, why did you leave your previous job?
- She is not obliged to answer.
- Okay. Who do you see yourself in five years?
- Is she psychic?! You do something where you will be in five years? Why all these questions? What is this, a quiz? Yes, it's not perfect, but give her a chance, in the end!
- Sam!
- So. Calm down. She can do it?
He'll be fine.
- Huh? Yes, I do.
- Yes? Great, you're hired.
You did it! You have a job!

In the interview most importantly - convincingly demonstrate your enthusiasm.