Character: Victor Melling



- Where to start?
- With teeth, manicure and pedicure. If you're lucky remove the traces of beer and steaks.
Attention all specialists in waxing, electrolyte, laser: starting at 23.00.
- Hair is your identity. Even more magnificent... And eyebrows, they must be divided... two More coats of varnish...
- Is it in fashion again restrainest and shaggy... Ah!
- Outdoor swimsuit. Bikini hair removal.
№ 353825   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:51
I'm the best. Or rather everyone else is already beauty. Who has the southern beauty, who has farmer's daughters, from whom girls of the wild West. And I have tales from the crypt.
Quote Explanation: Looking at table manners Gracie.
№ 353816   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:51
- Why is new Jersey called the garden state?
- To not know that this state of moonshine, refineries and petrochemical plants.
- You replace the murderous sarcasm?
- It helps not to rely on others...
Quote Explanation: rehearsal of questions and answers on the contest.
№ 353814   Added MegaMozg 26-12-2018 / 16:51
- Why is new Jersey called the garden state?
- To not know that this state of moonshine, refineries and petrochemical plants.
- You replace the murderous sarcasm?
- It helps not to rely on others...
Quote Explanation: rehearsal of questions and answers on the contest.
№ 353813   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:51
- You have the calves and thighs have to work independently.
- I can do that, keep this, this, this and this...
- Where's the armored car?
- He's in a different dress.
Quote Explanation: Gracie for bewitching gait necessary to walk, and on her legs under the dress two holsters with pistols, spare magazines, radio, and handcuffs.
№ 353812   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:50
I can't teach during the day. Tomorrow she will take the stage and show the trick of turning oxygen into carbon dioxide through respiration...
№ 353807   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:50
- Talk to her like a woman....
Sorry, I don't even know what you mean!
- About hair removal... the imitation of an orgasm... And infidelity treacherous men!
№ 279386   Added MegaMozg 14-03-2017 / 12:39
- Well? How long have You been doing babe?
- Excuse me? I did not understand You. I'm fascinated by polupereprevshim steak, which I almost fell out of your open mouth...
№ 279376   Added MegaMozg 14-03-2017 / 12:37