Movie: Miss Congeniality (Miss Congeniality)

Stand! To death. Forward!

- With this transmitter, we will listen to each other. And this camcorder.
- With foil on the head, and so I take cable TV.
- And this your ID, pass contestants. The name you chose.
- Gracie-Lou Freebush? My intelligence is so fine...

- Where to start?
- With teeth, manicure and pedicure. If you're lucky remove the traces of beer and steaks.
Attention all specialists in waxing, electrolyte, laser: starting at 23.00.
- Hair is your identity. Even more magnificent... And eyebrows, they must be divided... two More coats of varnish...
- Is it in fashion again restrainest and shaggy... Ah!
- Outdoor swimsuit. Bikini hair removal.

I'm the best. Or rather everyone else is already beauty. Who has the southern beauty, who has farmer's daughters, from whom girls of the wild West. And I have tales from the crypt.

- Why is new Jersey called the garden state?
- To not know that this state of moonshine, refineries and petrochemical plants.
- You replace the murderous sarcasm?
- It helps not to rely on others...

- Why is new Jersey called the garden state?
- To not know that this state of moonshine, refineries and petrochemical plants.
- You replace the murderous sarcasm?
- It helps not to rely on others...

- You have the calves and thighs have to work independently.
- I can do that, keep this, this, this and this...
- Where's the armored car?
- He's in a different dress.

- What would you like to change in the world?
- I think we should introduce more severe penalties for violation of conditions of release on bail... And I am for peace throughout the world.

I can't teach during the day. Tomorrow she will take the stage and show the trick of turning oxygen into carbon dioxide through respiration...

- Talk to her like a woman....
Sorry, I don't even know what you mean!
- About hair removal... the imitation of an orgasm... And infidelity treacherous men!

- Well? How long have You been doing babe?
- Excuse me? I did not understand You. I'm fascinated by polupereprevshim steak, which I almost fell out of your open mouth...

But you person inferior. Instead of friends and relationships, you have sarcasm and a gun.

I don't understand why people take part in beauty contests.
- Earn money and see the world, broaden their horizons - new connections.
- It is better in the marine corps.

If I had a daughter, I wish she was like you... that must be why I have no children.