Author of quotes: Yevgeniy Koshevoy

Passed the first stage of creating an anti-corruption court in Ukraine: the interview was via Skype. Apparently, the first selection criterion was that the face of the official at least fit in a monitor.

On a farm in Zhytomyr took Lyashko,
A bit radical drunk milk
Front of the electorate Lyashko said:
"Behold, I am the President of all Ukrainian cattle..."
Thirty people gathered in the presidents to go
Not this minimum wage, once the voices have managed to accumulate.
If we each contribute two and a half million in the period
The amount is more than the entire national debt.
Ukraine in terms of wealth, one hundred and twenty-third place unhappy
As they say, the main thing not victory, and participation.
But the billionaires we will soon occupy first place,
Every year more and more - otodrali faces...

Ah! Hi all. Broadcast the result of the week's news.
I recommend to remove the screen pregnant women and children
Does that happen much eyebrows stood on end...
In short, this news is really for me... rhymed.