Character: drunk



- We also have one such ruler in Moscow. And if not for the guards, he would have been not only pissed long ago.
№ 454350   Added Viker 20-06-2023 / 10:53
I paid a lot of money not for the fact that we push out in some gutter, and Luke. I'm not going to any lifeboat, I didn't have my rubber duck! Hit me, cut me. just pour another Martini.
№ 288947   Added MegaMozg 04-06-2017 / 15:31
- Can I have a drink?
- You can always drink... you Can even something to win.
- For example? Cirrhosis of the liver?
№ 280153   Added MegaMozg 21-03-2017 / 14:19
- Excuse me... Excuse me, good citizen, donate a roundabout to the prosperity... of the state liquor monopoly. Only the roundabout.
What?
I see you take me for a tramp. This is a mistake! I'm a decent citizen of this vast country, landlocked.
№ 217848   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:29
What are you... dossa? Sick or what?
№ 154308   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 13:17
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- What are you doing? - asked the Little Prince.
- Drink - said grimly drunk.
Why?
- To forget.
- Forget what? - asked the Little Prince; he felt sorry for the drunkard.
- I want to forget that I am ashamed, admitted drunk and hung his head.
- Why you ashamed? - asked the Little Prince, he wanted to help the poor guy.
- Ashamed to drink! explained the drunk, and could not get a word.
№ 5531   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:05