Character: Catherine Hepburn Katharine Hepburn

Well, now we both know the horrible truth: I sweat, and you are deaf! A wonderful couple of losers.
(Now we know the truth: I sweat, you're deaf as a stump. What a glorious pair of misfits.)

- I heard you were with ginger Rogers. How do you do?
- She's just a friend.
Men are not friends with women. They either take them or not.

- What kind of crap?
- Cellophane. You have no idea how many germs on peoples hands.
- What are germs?
- You don't know.