Character: Joseph

Only in America can set the correct rules...

- Frische could your plans to shoot on film. Nowadays, the microfilm is in! It can be hidden even in the hollow of the tooth!
- A cute idea! Will cut my teeth? Cut my toenails, I climbed in my ear, give you will you have somewhere look!

Live - food mouthing off about the farmer!

- Stop regretting the past. Tell you what I learned over 400 years of life. Two monks of a Buddhist go on the road and see a woman attempting to cross this stream. The first monk lifted her and took her hands. She thanked him, and each went his way. But the second monk was furious, in a few miles he says: "You broke the rule of our order when he carried that woman across the Creek". And the first answers: "I May have carried her across the stream, but you are her since..."