Character: Michael Novotny. Page 2

If the Lord wanted to see me on the ice, he made me a cocktail of vodka martinis.

- I still don't know how to have sex with best friend...
- Oh really?!

- Here give me one good reason why blue in their right mind would want to bring a child into this world.
- Wait a minute... Wait! To piss off straight people!

- Mikey, you coming to the parade tomorrow? There will be a lot of great boys with great Asses!
- Mom, you're still a faggot.

- It was your father, Brian! He has earned the respect, even after death.
- Bullshit. If you did not deserve respect in life, you don't deserve it after death.

- To leave in a blaze of glory, like Cobain, James Dean... Henrique... They're all legends. They will always be young. They will always be beautiful...
... and they will always be dead!

- Don't be pathetic. You've made a commitment, now you'll do it.
- You know a lot about commitments.
- That's because I don't have.

- What is this?
Package from Burger...
- You ate in my car?
We hurried home! Didn't want to stop.
- And therefore turned my car in the trash. Lord. You know, just like that time in seventh grade when I lent you my brand new desjatikratno great. When you brought it back, the front wing was soft-boiled, seat torn...
- I was hit by a bus!..

- What would you say if we're going to get together and brainstorm?
- Okay. I guess I can try.
Finally, boys, you will have something in common besides me. What a relief to cease to be for all the center of the universe.

Women can be faithful to each other, men don't.

All for the sake of sex. When you already have one, then begins: will he remain or will he go?

- Will you have supper?
Is dinner?
- These are the basic elements of a healthy diet: salt, saturated fat, alcohol.

- And you know what he's doing in your absence?
Yes.
And that doesn't bother you?
- At his age I fucked anything that moves.
- You're doing it right now.