Character: Emmett Honeycutt

- I'm dressed as a fucking funeral.
- Something similar. A straight wedding.

- I've never had surgery... And you know, I still have all the following items: the Appendix, the tonsils, the foreskin, wisdom teeth... So the first I go under the knife.
- Fi. Nothing.
- You can set here and ficate as you like, I now have to suffer from severe pain for the "new me." Oh God, maybe Brian's right? Maybe the obsession with youth and beauty is empty, superficial, narcissistic?..
We queers, for God's sake! To be obsessed with youth and beauty - our God-given right! Teddy, all the time I've known you, you were never satisfied, really satisfied! So if a few cuts and a little liposuction is needed in order for you to finally look in the mirror and smile, I would not say that it is empty and superficial. It is a blessing.

- I have some pills...
Sure? Help to calm down.
Calm down?.. How can I be calm after I talk to him? I said I don't care if I'll see him again someday... and my last words to him were: "Go to the ***!"
- You always swore...
And we always put up, but not this time...

- You hurt someone you loved. And now all you feel is anger and pain.
- ... how do you know?
- You wear that yourself, dear, like this suit, which, incidentally, is not particularly good on you.

- To celebrate what? I'm turning into an old fart? My life is over?
- Think of all the good things you can wait.
- Meteorite? Incontinence? Chronic constipation? Diapers?

- You are ashamed. Very perceptive!
Easy for you to say, you're a fool not to put...
- Teddy, you're no fool. The courage to say what's in your heart. Greater courage than saving the world from mega-villains.
I'm... a Man-misery!

- You know what I wish now more than anything? I wish I could talk with his best friend Teddy, he's always so wise and caring. Only now he's my boyfriend and... well, there are things that the boyfriend can't say how much you loved.

Look, where I come from, all the time the tornado happened. They were blown off roofs, destroyed everything... We always looked at it as a reason to rebuild everything. You know, to make it better. Well, lost business, lost the house, lost every cent earned thee... Meaning that it doesn't matter. We still have each other. And once we are together, we're gonna be great!

You're very supportive, but if we are hopelessly lost, and I will not be able to survive the rage of the elements... I want you to know that I give you permission to eat me.
- Thank You, Teddy. This is the most generous thing one person can offer another.

- Remember that weekend when the plane John-John crashed?
- All times show on the beach. Without a shirt on. I didn't even masturbate or cry.

- Well, at least you have your pride.
I heard in Paris this year, wear it.

- I've always had a weakness for men in uniform.
And I always to them a kind of hardness...

- He's hot. The only pity is that straight.
- Well, you can also a girl can dream!

- I still don't know how to have sex with best friend...
- Oh really?!