Character: Emmett Honeycutt. Page 2

- I love Paris!
- You've never been to Paris.
But I know I will love it when you get there.

Come as is, or do not come!

Sex is never the right thing to do. To feed the poor is the right thing to do.

I read that if you lose 30 pounds weight member increases a whole inch.
About to throw another 90 and you have a device with a length of as much as 4 inches.

Better may my flame Shine brightly, and not a little flashing light.
But I'd rather my flame burn bright! Than be some puny little pilot light.

- I still have an erection.
- Erection? What does it mean?
- That's what it is! I took the pill! Eighteen hours is already. What do I do?
- Have you tried having a wank?
Maybe a cold shower?
- Maybe to scare him? Boo!
- Maybe show him something that he will fall at once?
- Yes, show him Boobs!
- Come On, Brian.
- You're good, of course, you said two hours. Well, to do me what?
- Listen, and try to use it on Monday.
- Why Monday?
- Because on Monday raised the flag!

I'm not a child. I will soon be eighteen, and I can get married, join the army and vote.
- I hope not in the same day.

- I suck at.
- Speak to the coach.
- I can't sleep.
- Take sleeping pills.
- I started drinking a lot.
- Buy more hard to beer.
- I miss you.
- Miss?!

- Let me tell you about a guy from the police. He wanted to be a COP. He wanted to be a super COP. The first day on patrol he had to deal with ordinary domestic quarrel. And suddenly the husband pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and little daughter, right in front of him. The next day, the super-COP can't get out of bed. Literally - his hands and feet did not move. And so he just lay there until he descended a brilliant insight. Bad things happen. And although your job is to prevent them, sometimes you can't do that. All he could do was live day by day. That's all he had, everything he could somehow... to control.
And that, he finally got out of bed?
Yeah, I'm up. I got out of bed and went to work. And every day since then I thank God for another day and pray that I don't spend it in vain.

I may be a whore, but I'm an honest whore!

All our trouble comes to us through the mouth.

If you break his heart, I will break your face.
If you break his heart I'll break your face.

Why? Why do I always give my heart to some scum?
Because you're looking for a great feeling at the dump.