Character: Melanie Marcus

- You expect a lot out of me. You need all my time, all my affection. If you don't get it, do you think that we have a problem. Are you mad that I spend with the child longer than you. You blame me that Brian did not give you parental rights. I guess I'm to blame even that can have children, and you're not!
Hey, that's not fair!
- I feel like I spend half my life apologizing to you and trying to convince you that I love you, but you can never get enough! I'm starting to think: will there ever be enough?!

- You two are a miracle. You like synchronized swimming: you think alike, move, finish each other's sentences...
- It happens after six years of marriage: you become one creature.

I think she's in love with me...
Is because most women are not so easy to separate from each other love and sex as men.
Yeah, that's what I always hated about men!
- ... especially when you have it the first time, that is when you let someone penetrate your body... you have never had to feel that kind of closeness with anyone, and you inevitably fall in love with this man, because he gave you the same feeling that you first experienced.

- We try to keep parents Lindsay feel at home.
- You had the coffins take the rental.

How do you like it?
- Well, you're done.
- Nice shirt.
- You know you're gorgeous.
- Terribly to look.
- Yeah, well, at least someone's being honest, Asshole.

- I still have an erection.
- Erection? What does it mean?
- That's what it is! I took the pill! Eighteen hours is already. What do I do?
- Have you tried having a wank?
Maybe a cold shower?
- Maybe to scare him? Boo!
- Maybe show him something that he will fall at once?
- Yes, show him Boobs!
- Come On, Brian.
- You're good, of course, you said two hours. Well, to do me what?
- Listen, and try to use it on Monday.
- Why Monday?
- Because on Monday raised the flag!