Character: Lindsay Peterson

- I want to see you again.
- I can't.
- Why not?
- Why not? As you "I'm married".
- PF.
- My child will soon be another, and I do not accidentally mentioned, as if not to forget that I'm gay?
- Did I mention that the way you fuck, don't say that?
- Jesus, Sam! Why you always be so rude?
- That night you didn't mind when we rolled on the floor like a couple of Horny...
- What happened that night was a mistake! Huge mistake.
- And what about the part of you that yearns for something else? Part, which, as we both know exists...
- Well, my house has many rooms, I occupy but a few, other not visit.

- You expect a lot out of me. You need all my time, all my affection. If you don't get it, do you think that we have a problem. Are you mad that I spend with the child longer than you. You blame me that Brian did not give you parental rights. I guess I'm to blame even that can have children, and you're not!
Hey, that's not fair!
- I feel like I spend half my life apologizing to you and trying to convince you that I love you, but you can never get enough! I'm starting to think: will there ever be enough?!

Don't understand why you need to push away the person you love?

- You two are a miracle. You like synchronized swimming: you think alike, move, finish each other's sentences...
- It happens after six years of marriage: you become one creature.

I think she's in love with me...
Is because most women are not so easy to separate from each other love and sex as men.
Yeah, that's what I always hated about men!
- ... especially when you have it the first time, that is when you let someone penetrate your body... you have never had to feel that kind of closeness with anyone, and you inevitably fall in love with this man, because he gave you the same feeling that you first experienced.

Is just the beginning, think about yourself in the future, how much you have a beautiful what you can achieve, achieve.
Is from a promotional video for underwear. I myself wrote this line.
- Oh... Okay, so I only bow before the master.

- Who the ***s, could steal a Philippe Starck juicer?
- A thirsty thief with good taste?

How do you like it?
- Well, you're done.
- Nice shirt.
- You know you're gorgeous.
- Terribly to look.
- Yeah, well, at least someone's being honest, Asshole.

- I still have an erection.
- Erection? What does it mean?
- That's what it is! I took the pill! Eighteen hours is already. What do I do?
- Have you tried having a wank?
Maybe a cold shower?
- Maybe to scare him? Boo!
- Maybe show him something that he will fall at once?
- Yes, show him Boobs!
- Come On, Brian.
- You're good, of course, you said two hours. Well, to do me what?
- Listen, and try to use it on Monday.
- Why Monday?
- Because on Monday raised the flag!

- I wish I had wrinkles. I wish I had grey hair. I want Gus to make me a grandmother. I want to grow old with Melanie.
- Want to puke right here? I don't want gray hair and wrinkles. Don't want to be a grandfather. And I definitely don't want to grow old with Melanie. Or with someone else.