Character: Olive Pendergast

- And why now? Why did you suddenly get decided?!
- I don't know, I, unlike you, do not like to analyze.

Come in, and then the magic happens. And by magic I mean nothing.

- You will burn in hell.
Only that you weren't there.
You can be sure I won't be there.

Are you really that repulsed by lady parts? Do you think I have down there, a gnome?!

You should never underestimate the power of extremists like Marianne. They feel weak. They have intuition like a Fox. Their flock is becoming more and more.

This Is Todd. Not that I'm eager to tell you, but I like it. And maybe someday, I'll lose my virginity to him. Don't know when it will happen, maybe in 5 minutes from now or tonight or six months from now, or in the first night. But you know what's great? Hell none of your damn business.

- I can't understand - you're a genius or crazy?
- Well, sort of one and the same.

Great, now I'm a tramp. Will have to make a tattoo on ass and pierced lip.

The only thing that is stronger than religion - capitalism!

- You think it's weird that your boyfriend at school, although he was already 22 years?
- None of your business, slut! But he is here by desire!
- On their own? 4th year and can not pass the exams? No?
- At his request! It! With a capital "E"! If the Lord wants him to finish school, then give the correct answers.

What happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in the movies of the 80s? I want John Cusack holding a Boombox under my window I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey I want Jake from "16 candles" was waiting for me at the exit of the Church, I want Judd Nelson raised his fist, realizing that got me. I want for once my life was like a movie from the 80s, preferably with musical interludes. Just. For no reason.

Olive, sweetie, to you a young man! It tells me something about your hands and your heart!
- OOO! What a happy day, Mama! And I thought I was gonna have to spend the dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness! Our guest is a gentleman, uraaaaaa!

Any story can always be seen from two sides. So, this is my side, right.