Character: Pierce

My name is pierce. I'm a writer, porn Director and a waiter.

- You see, mark, the few who die from the fact that it drops a chandelier. Also a few people stuck in the neck with a screwdriver when they fall off the chair. And especially rarely both things happen within half an hour.
Within four minutes.

- Mark, what is this crap? Mark, who's this?
Yes. It's A Jersey. He, TOO, died.

- Bad news, my wife still loves me. She still thinks that my trip to Korea part of a secret plan to cheat on her.
- Isn't that so?
- So, how did she know?!