TV series: MASH (M*A*S*H)

War is like the rain in new York. When all hiding in the stairwell, and quickly become buddies. the only difference, of course, that on the other side of the street is also the rain and those who have friends on the other side, I want to kill those who have become friends on this.

Calm down! We have a press conference and I don't like when you ask a lot of questions!

- One moment, captain!
- Go Radar.
Wait!
- I said go.
- I said stop!
- She outrank you. On her form more than any thing.
She and under the form of more sorts of stuff. Go.

Of caroso, drink?
- When I left their States, I promised my wife does not drink and does not know the women before returning to her.
- That's fine.
- Pour. But not too many, and then I have a date tonight.

- You are drunk!
Is a dirty lie, and I will make the complaint as soon as you sober up.

My brains send me a telegram asking about the rest!

The first casualty of war is truth, the second temperance, the third loyalty.

War and hell are not one and the same. War is war and hell is hell, and the first is much worse. In hell sinners, there are no innocents in war such a lot.

I don't have time to read Newspapers. Yes, and the postman throws them into a minefield.

You don't trust me?
- No, since I found you in your sleeping bag.

- Bad news, my wife still loves me. She still thinks that my trip to Korea part of a secret plan to cheat on her.
- Isn't that so?
- So, how did she know?!

We need ever to do it. Throw all the guns and invite the boys of the North and South to a party with cocktails. The war is won the last one left on his feet.

- Sister, you form not too tight?
- Where?
How about I have five minutes?

Radar, captain Hildebrand will stay with us for a day...
Or two.
Or two... will Stay with us for a while until you leave. So put him in a tent for infectious... That is for the hopeless.
- Come, sir, to the tent for very important guests!