Character: Jerry Russo



- You two need to figure things out. We and dad were able to agree that paint our bedroom in the tan color from Miami.
What? Not at all. Let's leave beige.
- Jerry, bedroom not beige. She's white. Just dirty, hence the beige.
- That's it! Why paint a wall if the colors will still change!
3 Season 23 Series
№ 311473   Added MegaMozg 18-12-2017 / 20:05
Teresa, we only say goodbye. Why are you wearing a vest?
- Need. We are on the water. If people were born in the water, then nature would have given it to them [pointing at the vest].
- But, mom, you have a lot of awards in swimming.
I swam so fast... to get out!
2 Season 20 Series
№ 310972   Added MegaMozg 14-12-2017 / 23:10
- So, suppose you really wanted to eat a sandwich. What will you do?
- I... will Ask mom to build me a sandwich!
- ... Okay. But she's not here.
- Where's mom?
- ...She urgently had to leave. To leave our country.
But why, is she sick?
- No, healthy!
- Then what prevents it to make me a sandwich?
Quote Explanation: Jerry teaches the family to use quick spells, for example, small desires, like a sandwich.
1 Season 13 Series
№ 310824   Added MegaMozg 12-12-2017 / 19:04
Okay, now about the rules of flight. What clouds you can fly, huh?
- ...
- Here's the catch: in any! Because the cloud is easy to get lost. Where is the top where the bottom? I don't know! Whack!
- And about what to shmaitsa in the cloud?!
- About sorcerer on the carpet, which flies into oncoming traffic!
1 Season 1 Series
№ 92423   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 20:54