TV series: Doctor Who (Doctor Who) (2005). Page 87
You're worse than my aunt.
- I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everybody's aunt.
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- Hello, Amy, dear. Are you a policewoman now?
- Yes, sometimes.
I thought you were a nurse.
- Can I be a nurse.
Or even a nun...
- I combine...
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- You're Amelia.
And you're late.
- Amelia pond, you're a little girl.
- I'm Amelia and you're late.
- What happened?
- 12 years of age.
You hit me with a stick for cricket.
- 12 years of age.
- Cricket bat.
12 years and 4 psychiatrists.
Four?
I kept them to bite.
Why?
- They said you weren't real.
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- I'm not scared.
Of course not, you are not afraid of anything! Box falls out of sky, man falls out of box, man eats fish custard, and you sit as if nothing had happened.
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Beans are evil. Bad, bad beans.
Quote Explanation: asks Amelia to give him a plate of beans, taste one spoonful, and then it spits out
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- Are you okay?
- I fell. To the bottom right in the library. Hell of a climb back up.
- You're all wet.
I was in the pool.
- You said you were in the library.
- There was also a pool.
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- If you die in a dream, then Wake up in reality. Ask me what happens if you die in reality?
- What will happen?
- You will die, dumbass. On it and reality.
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- What happened? Between you and Amy? You said she kissed you.
- Chose the time! You want to discuss this NOW?!
- I have a right to know. I'm getting married in 430 years.
- She was scared, I was scared, we all survived, and out of joy she kissed me.
- And you kissed her back?
- No. I kissed her in the mouth.
- Wit!
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You'll like Venice. And many loved her. Byron, Napoleon, Casanova. OOO, by the way. 1580 year. But no, nothing. Casanova is born only after 145 years. I would not want to meet him. I told him the chicken was owed.
- You owe Casanova a chicken?
- A long story. We made a bet.
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- Magic. It's so weird. Just like in the books about Harry Potter.
Nothing. Here read the seventh book... Ohoho... I cried!
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Tea! That's what I needed! A good Cup of tea! Superheated infusion of free radicals and tannin, it is simply created for health.
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I literally do not know who I am. It is not checked. I'm funny? I'm being sarcastic? Sexy? Lively and sincere? Right-handed? Left-handed? Gambler? A wrestler? A coward? A traitor? A liar? Neurotic? I think apparently, the mouth I know I do.
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- Now will it end? The noise in my head.
- I can help.
I don't know what will happen to me without that noise.
- I wonder what will happen to me without you.
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- You must be rich.
- I have no interest. I am a hare.
Are you kidding?
- No.
- No?!
Yes.
- How did you get on Board?!
- By accident. I have something like a ship. I repaired it. Did not have time to include the protective screens, and the Titanic crashed into me. Here I am, decided to relax at the party. Why not?
- I should report you.
- Not so... Report!
- I'll get you a drink... on the house.
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Leaving Donna's house.
Donna's mom, cursing at Wilfred and the Dock: Hey, come back!
Wilfried is the Doc in the TARDIS.
Doctor: Hey, you can't come.
Wilfried, looking at mother Donna: You want to leave me with her?!
Doctor: Spravedlivo - come.
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