TV series: The Dregs / Bad (Misfits). Page 9

All of these decorations at the Mall... Who said you can't buy in one place and grill and a wedding ring?

- Have you ever had a girlfriend?
- Yes, we met on holiday.
- Have you... have you ever had sex?
We were just holding hands. We were 9 years old.

What would you do, pay there will always be those whom you love.

- Don't be such a prick!
- Thanks for the fatherly advice, he encourages me.

We - a gang of juvenile delinquents, and don't know how to steal a car? This is ridiculous!

- I shagged someone's Gran!
I have no grandchildren.
- Oh, all right then, because it would be really embarrassing.

I'm here, you're here, we're naked and agree to all adults.

He's not a werewolf, okay? This guy is such a wimp that can't open a jar without the help of my mother. If he was a werewolf, he would have no problem to open a jar of peanut butter.

We are young. It is okay that we sometimes get drunk that badly behaved and fuck with each other. We are designed to party. Here and so. Yes, some of us will overdose or go mental. But Charles Darwin said, "you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs." And that's about what I'm trying to tell you. Broken eggs. As eggs, broken in some, *** knows cocktail. You just look at yourself... You are breaking my heart. You're wearing cardigans. But we have all had. We fucked up bigger and better than any previous generations put together! We were so beautiful... We did ***her, I did ***her, and I plan to do ***her when I was 20 and maybe when I'm 30. And I will fuck my own mother before... Or someone else. Just try to forbid me.