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- "Well, I guess Santa Claus for a drink granted" - suggested the wife - "but early something. Or late in the day".
The door opened a crack, and on the other side appeared a huge man. And in my head I said first is exactly what it "hefty", and then, looking around the guest realized that this is Santa Claus. "Well, damn it, and the work of man" - flashed the thought - "Everyone is celebrating, and him in the cold to hang, gifts to deliver. Probably from work, who the penalties work".
№ 143332   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 14:39
...The President has done and want to paint, midnight struck and I picked up the glass. The mood was not, and I almost said that only the vulgar toast. Did not want to wish for any New year, or a new happiness. Nothing I wanted, even drink. But, damn these traditions. Oh, spudded in the garage and get drunk there to the green squirrels. But it is impossible. Family feast family feast, all look to the Pope chief of toast. Well, just wait, you'll have to.
№ 143331   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 14:39