Song: Stood a woman not Libra



Oh, Libra, scales, Libra, thank you that you have
After the dream a nightmare, you have to eat!
Stood a woman not Libra Simon Slepakov
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№ 393871   Added MegaMozg 08-05-2020 / 11:42
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The woman screamed in her sleep and opened his eyes,
And in the dawn silence stepped on the scales.
The woman looks at the scoreboard and joy doesn't believe
There is a two-digit number - ninety-nine!
Stood a woman not Libra Simon Slepakov
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№ 393870   Added MegaMozg 08-05-2020 / 11:39
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Oh, I'm stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid-and,
Deep in me, my slender figure.
Stood a woman not Libra Simon Slepakov
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№ 393869   Added MegaMozg 08-05-2020 / 11:36
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Stood a woman not scale, taking off his clothes,
Jewelry and underwear. With bated hope.
It's not only saved a woman from a disorder
She is a three-digit number issued device.
Stood a woman not Libra Simon Slepakov
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№ 393868   Added MegaMozg 08-05-2020 / 11:33
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