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- Do you know why Soviet Union collapsed? he asked.
"No," honestly replied the President.
- The Soviet Union has destroyed national hangover - bitterly said the man in black. - I told Andropov that the Russian people without the vodka... go berserk Feels without it with all the exigencies of existential emptiness... magic Awakens from centuries of sleep in his apartment with torn Wallpaper and a lumpy couch... what should he do?.. And then suddenly woke up the whole country...

The stories about the country Dmitry Glukhovsky

problems USSR hangover

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- Well, all of you want another drink and sleep! Gotta get up early tomorrow!
Why? Tomorrow is Sunday.
- Water to drink!

Author unknown Getting up early

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- Oh, honey, I'll get you a couple aspirin.
- Oh, no! It is not necessary aspirin.
- What do you mean? Why not?
- It's her first hangover. I mean that is a milestone. It's a rite of passage. Don't you want to experience it in its entirety, not suppressed by drugs?
- No.

Castle (Castle) Alexis Castle Martha Rodgers Richard "Rick" Castle

5 Season 1 Series

funny quotes medication hangover

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Early in the morning. There is a turn in the wine, along comes a cat. A man from the queue, weigh the cat kick the cat flies off to the side...
Turn in disbelief:
- ???
Man:
- People in the morning sick, not opohmelenny, and it boom, BOOM... boom, BOOM his hooves...

Author unknown Early in the morning

alcohol cats hangover

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There are two ways to get drunk. Easy and difficult. Easy - it's two hours to learn willpower to develop in the body an enzyme that completely neutralizes all alcohol, and difficult to refuse the drink.

KVN Нарты из Абхазии

1 Season Release Date: 12.03.2004

funny quotes alcohol hangover

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- Why are you yelling? Make it stop.
- What were you drinking last night?
- The "green fairy". You're the FBI - get everyone to shut up, huh?

Criminal minds (Criminal minds) Derek Morgan Penelope Garcia

7 Season 16 Series

alcohol hangover

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- OOO, why is everyone so sick? We got drunk and done Pilates?

Whitney (Whitney)

1 Season 18 Series

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God, even my hair hurt. How is that possible?

Criminal minds (Criminal minds) Penelope Garcia

7 Season 13 Series

funny quotes hangover

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Survived the hangover in the summer heat you can safely make faces of the Inquisition, and show obscene signs of the torture masters - rather the second and third will give the affect of a suicide than first ask for mercy.

Notes of a psychiatrist, or haloperidol on the house Maxim I. Malyavin

summer hangover

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However, we can say that a hangover helps me to feel like an adult.

The sun is a cool God Young Evo

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At dawn, followed in the afternoon, we without delight comprehend the ancient wisdom: even the best wine, drunk in large quantities, in the morning turns into a severe hangover.

Enemies of the faithful Olga Gromyko

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Saturday all comatose was pleased that on Friday all I remember..

Author unknown aftapati

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I probably have something like an emotional hangover.

In the higher realms Arthur Hailey

emotions hangover

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The kind of hangover: "the Head does not hurt, but very disturbing"

Author unknown hangover

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Hangover: a mouthful of charred butterflies, it feels like the whole night passed on the eyeballs...

Balthazar Lawrence Durrell

comparison hangover

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