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Imagine that the American trader shoes arrives in Japan, wanting to enjoy the party barefoot sandal. He finds out who exactly is the leading manufacturer of this product, and comes in contact with him.
First and foremost, it sets out recommendations on how to adjust these sandals to the demands of the American consumer. Well, let's say, to increase the maximum men's size from 38 to 44 or, for example, to make it so that the straps are not passed through between the fingers, as the Japanese, and was fastened some other way.
Manufacturer barefoot sandal has a sufficient domestic market for this purely Japanese form of shoes, there is no calculation to change the technology of production for export order. But straight to respond to the proposal the word "no" the Japanese language does not turn. He considers indispensable duty to show a semblance of interest in the application from overseas and, on behalf of his firm invites Americans to join in the fun.
First guest were treated to dinner at the most expensive restaurant, and then bypassed with him two or three cabarets and complete spree in a Japanese hotel with a large number of pseudogenes.
Generosity the cost of representation assures the American importer that the Japanese firm is very interested in making a deal with him, and he the next day proceeds to business negotiations.
Shoemaker from the beginning sure to take up the order, but prefers that the American guessed that myself.
The Japanese listens to all suggestions and explanations, even commanded his subordinates to make necessary notes, but once an American leaves the office, he at once forgets about it, writes off the expenses for the previous evening as unjustified costs of production and starts to deal with current Affairs.
When a foreign customer the next day reminds himself, he is asked to wait a couple of days and then again forget about it. If the importer calling again, he's composing incredible story that the firm was a strike, fire, flood or any other natural disaster.
If an American even then did not understand what was happening, and never unbinds, his calm, that the factory samples of the product have just sent to him by courier. Fruitlessly waited for them until evening, he finds out that the courier was in a car accident, the samples were burned along with the machine and have to wait another week until make some new ones.
The buyer party barefoot sandal, who all this time every day pays hotel bill of $ fifty, thereby helping the Japanese economy to build foreign exchange reserves, eventually loses patience and flies to Hong Kong to make your deal there.
A leading Japanese manufacturer of barefoot sandal brilliant concludes, therefore, complex negotiations, deviating from the order without uttering the word "no".
№ 68585   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 21:41
Japanese character can be compared to a tree, over which long worked for green thumb, bending, tying, backing him. Even if to deliver then this tree from the shackles and props, to give vent to the young shoots, at their free overgrown foliage is still preserved the outlines that were once attached to the trunk and main branches. Morals, even lying somewhere deep from the surface, is the algebra of human relationships. Knowing her formula easier to solve problems posed by modern life.
№ 68582   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 21:41
Came a strange man in overalls and yellow helmet of the Builder, presented tied with ribbon and envelope box. In the box was a gift set of three colorful pieces of toilet soap in envelope - a written apology in connection with the replacement of water pipes in the alley will have to dig a trench and disturb the surrounding residents the crackling sound of pneumatic jackhammers.
Then my wife started talking about the uniqueness of Japanese politeness. Nothing is more mesmerizing in this country at first, like an exotic courtesy.
№ 68581   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 21:41
To understand Japanese you need to think in Japanese.
№ 65959   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 19:44
The Japanese - unsurpassed masters PR. Skinny zadohlik't yet won a single competition, and told the world the tale of a crushing karate and invincible ninja! Cowardly and timid - and taught the world to respect the spirit of the samurai! Not able to four lines to tie in the rhyme, and explained to everyone that the three lines without rhymes is the greatest of poetry! And how they sell their cars and electronics! With a Bang! Selling like hot cakes! Because explained to everyone: Japanese engineering is the best in the world. And now their food. Unwashed lump of rice with a slice of raw fish on top! And soup made of water with soy! Yes, our prisons are fed better! But no, explained all that is fashionable, and the whole office lamb appoints each other to Randevu in sushi bars.
№ 62153   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 16:23
"Because we live normally, he thought that all the time about debt remember. And thumps without end, as we have."
№ 58558   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 13:46
How expensive the ring on the finger of his beloved,
Like a string of pearls of blue brocade
So dazzling beautiful your fringe happy
Which home to call you.
We have not everyone can be a poet
Not everyone to the muses and poems used,
But who in the country will be this
And will meet you, the poet, will be in a moment.
№ 55449   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 11:30
But still, where is this Japan?
- Straight, not turning. And so to the end of the world.
№ 42076   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 18:39
The tools he carried in a large grocery bag, decorated with a silk-screen image of the heroes of the cartoon "Tom and Jerry", but it just never caught my eye. Japan is a country where walking with the most incredible packages and bags, so even a picture with the inscription "I LOVE the DEVIL" will be able to attract the attention of Tokyo, only if its owner will suddenly begin to spew fire and brimstone.
№ 40891   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 17:53
Carefully thumbing through the pages, everyone can find their illness. Called my "yearning for Japan" - this is the exact definition of the word "nostalgia".
№ 22095   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 03:34