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In America when something's important, someone is sure to want to cover everything in gold leaf and decorated with ribbons. To be able to forget.

The shortest joke about America: McDonald's is a restaurant."

First rule of America - anybody in the car not to put.

- How do You find America?
For Greenland, turn left.

In America will not know what kind of fruit are lying on the floor - real or plastic.

You can be sure that the Americans will commit all the silly things you can think of, plus a few new ones, which is impossible to imagine.

- First it was armistice Day. Now veterans Day.
- Did it upset you? she asked.
Is so damn cheap, so damn typical American, ' I said. - Previously, it was a day of remembrance of the victims of the first world war, but live could not resist, so as not to hog him, trying to ascribe the glory of the dead. So typical, so typical. Once in this country there is something decent, its torn to shreds and thrown to the crowd.
You hate America, right?
Is as foolish as to love her, ' I said. - I can not feel any feelings towards her, because the property does not interest me.

Devour your cholesterol burgers, munching and choking. Hours of talking on the cell phone. Ass grew every second. But fighting for the health of it! As before, we the world have fought when we had more tanks than the whole world... That the Earth is round they are, perhaps, almost all know, but that's what it is, except in America, something else is, only guess. Got...

The border is like the safety valve of civilization that we are not crazy. When there are people unable to live, like all nuts, malcontents, extremists - they rush to the border. So was born America. All of the rebels in Europe went to the border, from which was born the thirteen colonies. Then the restless moved further to the West. So, in the end, all the crazies were in California.

In America, the diamonds sparkle, and in Africa they kill you.

Everyone moves to Miami to die. This means we have more junk than any other city in America.