Character: John Lennon

At the table, uncle George, not without irony asked him:
So, say you decided to become a Bishop?
John reproachfully and glanced at the aunt and said firmly:
- No. I'll be Jesus Christ. He is the boss.

Fragments of the sky or the true story of the Beatles Yuli Burkin John Lennon

funny quotes

№ 101300 Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 04:07

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- Where do I sign?
- Where it says "parent or guardian".
- Who am I?
- You all.

Becoming John Lennon (Nowhere Boy) John Lennon Mimi Smith

parents

№ 82214 Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 19:38

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- Don't move! Crazy, railway station chock full of girls! It's gonna blow!
- Sir, can I blow up with one?

A hard day's night (A Hard Day's Night) John Lennon

funny quotes

№ 81158 Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 18:14

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- Awful to grow up without a mother..
- She had cancer... what's your excuse?

Becoming John Lennon (Nowhere Boy) John Lennon Julia Lennon

№ 71942 Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 07:24

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- How do you know so much? You don't like rock'roll kind of guy.
- That I'm not running around and acting like a jerk?
Yes.
Is music. It's just music.

Becoming John Lennon (Nowhere Boy) John Lennon Paul McCartney

music

№ 43741 Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 19:51

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- Why the hell didn't God make me Elvis?
- He was saving you for John Lennon.

Becoming John Lennon (Nowhere Boy) John Lennon Julia Lennon

№ 43656 Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 19:48

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What's the point hating someone you love?

Becoming John Lennon (Nowhere Boy) John Lennon

love hatred

№ 43234 Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 19:28