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Our brush with you.
Quote Explanation: The expression came into wide use jargon hairdressers Odessa. The traditional greeting-zazyvanie client sounded approximately so: "Our brush with you, with a finger or ten, with the cucumber fifteen"! This meant that the shave will be with soap ("tassel"), and the cheek when shaving to hang out with a finger, put the client in your mouth, or - what will cost more - used for the same cucumber.
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MegaMozg 02-03-2020 / 22:06
- What are you doing here?!
- Uh-uh, shave!
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Viker 24-06-2019 / 14:20
The man who the night is shaving, something is still hopeful.
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MegaMozg 27-03-2018 / 10:33
- Sergey Alekseevich, let's see what you look like. Crumpled, not shave.
- My wife is gone!
- You'd think she's the one you shaved.
1 Season 1 Series
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 15:21
Yeah I just shaved! And in the Central Committee and the Politburo!
- I know who you CC hasn't shaved.
- Who?
- Katka Furtseva.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 12:18
- Look in the mirror! Soon the hedgehog in the beard get lost!
- This is the commander! Learn, lads! All to shave!
No. You go first.
- Savchenko, I can't - I have all the power in the beard.
- Where you have it moved... and zhinkov what do you say?
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 12:04
For men shaving is not some crazy process. It's an event. It usually takes about twenty minutes. You're standing in the bathroom, for starters shaved cheeks in the bathroom remains Stas Mikhailov, sung a couple of tracks. Then shaved the beard. In the finale of all this - Hitler. And Hitler just had to go into the room to my wife and said, "May I leave?"
1 Season 3 Series Release Date: 06.10.2013
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 21:04
I'm not wasting my time on shaving, which is almost fifteen minutes every day. So I'm saving a few days a year for important things.
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 18:43
... And now we have a razor with four blades. Each shaves cleaner than the previous one. And we throw away the razor when I erased the blue layer. Before throwing the razor when the razor is worn off!
8 Season 33 Series Release Date: 22.02.2013
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 17:18
Hey, maybe I should shave?
- Come on, who needs your goatee beard!
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 22:32
Such a day today, and I'm not a Brit.
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 21:06
Who shaves, he looks younger every morning for the day.
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MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 15:37
- Then use the time saved shaving. You have no beard, and nails!
- If you were my girlfriend, I wouldn't object to you!
- I love you as a friend I warn you: if you don't start shaving from the top, I will no longer shave below!
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 18:51
"What to do, what to do," shave your legs!
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 17:46
- Was shaving, I cut myself.
- Old razor?
- Old face.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 14:37
