Movie: The new adventures of captain Vrungel



- Tell me, is the abundance of cars leads to an improvement or decline of morality?
- To improve. For example, has decreased dramatically... the horse.
№ 374407   Added MegaMozg 10-07-2019 / 13:10
- Maybe a tot of rum?
No, I'm too weak.
- Then... then the lingonberry jam!
№ 373084   Added Viker 24-06-2019 / 14:27
- Vasily Ivanovich, what's new in the world of scientific literature?
- In the Bermuda triangle again, not right.
№ 373083   Added Viker 24-06-2019 / 14:27
Pass on signs of the criminal. Intelligent face, clever eyes, a nasty character.
№ 373054   Added Viker 24-06-2019 / 14:21
We are lost! Our firm... ... is dying!
№ 373053   Added Viker 24-06-2019 / 14:20
If I accept this job in one day unnecessary people will be in the right place for you.
№ 373052   Added Viker 24-06-2019 / 14:20
The three of us, but we vests!
№ 373051   Added Viker 24-06-2019 / 14:20
Commence operation "Titanic"!
№ 373050   Added Viker 24-06-2019 / 14:20
Bob! Hit the solar cells!
№ 373049   Added Viker 24-06-2019 / 14:20
Kat - model 203 stereo. Previously, we kept alive, but they are hopelessly garbled text all the time and demanded a raise in wages.
- Demand increase to wages require an increase to wages, demand a raise in wages!..
- Excuse me. The switch was broken. Oh! She's already happy!
№ 373048   Added Viker 24-06-2019 / 14:20
- What are you doing here?!
- Uh-uh, shave!
№ 373047   Added Viker 24-06-2019 / 14:20
The woman gave birth to you, you, you, me! The woman is a mother. You had this much weight to wear.
№ 373046   Added Viker 24-06-2019 / 14:20
One drop of this tea kills the horse!
№ 373045   Added Viker 24-06-2019 / 14:20
Department of long-term forecasting, to the owner!
- Gilding pen, handsome you are my beloved. Tell the whole truth: what was, what is, how your heart will calm down, you're a gold mine. Hurts you have a soul for the king of diamonds. And next to him another king of clubs and the very little Prince. And waiting for them a long road with more puzzles and solutions. And you, handsome you are my beloved, drop empty trouble at peak interest. Cross my palm with silver!
- Decode this nonsense!
№ 373044   Added Viker 24-06-2019 / 14:20