TV series: Brezhnev

- Michael, when was the last time "this thing" was?
- What?
Well, "this".
- I don't understand you, Leonid Ilyich.
Well, as you say, when was the last time the girls fingered?
- I... I don't know. A lot of work.
- And when on vacation go?
- I always stay with my family.
- Damn you, "damn Saratov". Well, with the family you go to relax... And wife ... you "petrusite" on vacation?
- I respect her.

- Mikhail Andreevich, tell me frankly how you feel?
- I feel good, Leonid Ilyich.
- To feel good you can't!
Why, Leonid Ilyich?
- Yes, because you are eighty years old! Not in eighty years to feel good. By the way, that Vladimir Ilyich wrote about this age?
- It is about this age wrote nothing, Leonid Ilyich. He is in fifty-four died.

- The widow of Mikhail Andreevich Suslov called.
- A widow? What he wants?
- It is about perpetuating the memory of Mikhail Andreevich. Requests the city of Saratov in the city "Suslov" to rename. It is generally was born near Ulyanovsk, Ulyanovsk but - you know...
- Look what wanted - Saratov! The street or Avenue - wherever you went, and the whole city of Saratov. His name should Kalashny plant call - he's up to his death in one coat and went in galoshes. I once suggested at a meeting of the Politburo - let's say, skins for gold and Suslov buy a coat.
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- No. The perpetuation can only be from the first persons of the state and then only those who on or before the last day he was in office, or left the post voluntarily. Write it down. It is first necessary to hold a Plenum, and then by the Supreme Council to assume the power of law. And then we've got no Sortovyh is not enough!

- Well, report about the report. What should I cite?
- Well, of course, Karl Marx - three quotes.
- Large?
- No. Then of Lenin - three, Vladimir Lenin, and one of Turgenev Ivan Sergeevich. Well, it's for recovery, so to speak, for the literary report.
- That's because of people like you, about me jokes across the country go after each plenary. You would have the Bible quote stuck! You really want to set me a fool? Everyone knows that I do not read books. Turgenev to withdraw.

- I have to go, Vic.
- Oh, of course, go! In America there's already four of the President has changed, and you pull this strap.

Victoria, and why the party has still not entered?
- Somehow didn't. You moved from place to place, we are for you. The children were often sick.
- You have to party to take. There you quickly brains right. With your superstitions.

- Verka!
ChaVo!
- FAQ-FAQ. As a man with children will remain a fool? Yes, and he does not beat you, I wonder what slander?
Nothing. Let sit a week - will Kolonada a little!
- Three years you do not want?
Three years? Yes, for what?
- This law. And when you do it with resentment that his wife has planted you do. He will not survive such a shame. He's referring to - the chair!
- He's not going anywhere! Who needs this?
- Yes, at least Nurse! Go pick!
This, of course, will pick up... But on the other hand, the Soviet government gave freedom and equality - a woman!
- Freedom and equality, and man will not give! You think about who you and your children will feed? Freedom and equality in an oven do not put. And the shoulders do not slip.

- Lisa, you see what my saber gave!
- Oh, what beauty, Oh! Heavy what. So in fact you have already one: the generals, to the Victory parade.
- Here's a woman. How much do you have earrings? Twenty pairs?
Less.
But more than one pair?
- Of course, I am a woman!
- Well. I'm a man.

That's all say that I outstanding. It's true. The way it is. I outstanding because can not be the head of the party not outstanding. Party General Secretary someone will choose!

- Nikita today I dreamed of.
- What, Nikita?
- Khrushchev.
- What?
- What do I know? Took and dream. Although today 17 years old, as we that... to retire performed. Maybe somehow prionochilus?
- You hurt him, so he you in my dreams.
- He who want to hurt! Hurt him...

Yeah I just shaved! And in the Central Committee and the Politburo!
- I know who you CC hasn't shaved.
- Who?
- Katka Furtseva.