TV series: Daddy's girls



- Andryukha too.
№ 464050   Added MegaMozg 15-03-2024 / 15:48
- Take it. Ilyukha will help me. For the first time in our lives we will see how the police work.
№ 463940   Added MegaMozg 14-03-2024 / 16:27
Vorontsov! A circus bear in shorts is more erotic.
№ 463939   Added MegaMozg 14-03-2024 / 16:24
Gorbachev has the key.
Quote Explanation: Mikhail Kazimirovich decided to sing a ditty to make friends with Button
№ 463718   Added Viker 14-03-2024 / 15:29
- I came for you. I haven't been home for three days. At first I wasn’t worried, I thought I had received my pension, and, as usual, from the police. And then the police called, they were also worried. Retirement passed, but they didn’t have him for three days.
- I came for you. I havent been home for three days. At...
№ 463372   Added Viker 14-03-2024 / 10:44
- Which cat? Do you think I'm crazy? What cat? This is a spider. His name is Murzik.
№ 457669   Added Viker 31-10-2023 / 12:09
You can pull up your pants, but physics is a complex science, you need to learn it.
№ 436355   Added MegaMozg 08-03-2022 / 22:42
There is such a tradition: if the bride came to the registry office, she will definitely get married!
№ 410004   Added MegaMozg 22-12-2020 / 22:45
- Why don't I know?
Well, I always thought that to be aware of is your natural state.
№ 401417   Added MegaMozg 26-07-2020 / 00:12
Because of you now I'll get fired if I get fired, then I will be deprived of wages, and if I lose my salary, then my father will no longer give money. So my life is over!
№ 401416   Added MegaMozg 26-07-2020 / 00:09
His type, not his type! We VASNETSOVY him, not a restaurant menu to us to choose!
№ 401054   Added MegaMozg 22-07-2020 / 11:00
- In my school, too, was five.
- If you put the twos with threes.
№ 398751   Added Viker 23-06-2020 / 09:25
- How are you?
- Awful, awful. For me to descend Yakov Semenovich.
- Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh, Yakov Semenovich! Oh, how scary. Heh, I don't know who that is, but I'm really scared. Just the unknown, it's scary.
- I don't know this reviewer from the Ministry. They say the beast. What to do?
- What to do?! For starters, I need to calm down. Inspectors it the same as a woman. Need a little bit to spend in order to get the desired result.
- In terms of?
- Well I mean? Well, to give asking me for a bribe.
- You what? It's impossible. It is contrary to my moral convictions.
- Well, Yes, good, good. Lose their license, go home and say, "Girls! Dad has no job, no money, but a lot of moral beliefs. So eat moral beliefs."
5 Season 95 Series
№ 379879   Added MegaMozg 04-10-2019 / 06:57
If after a week of two not fix - kill...
All in me: I can threats Bati to twenty years believed.
№ 331605   Added MegaMozg 04-07-2018 / 00:14
Poor man, when he is alone.
Mom is also a man, and her one bad.
Strong her chocolate taken away.
And even weak, if the two of us.
14 Season 255 Series
№ 330894   Added MegaMozg 29-06-2018 / 13:03