Character: Andrei Mikhailovich Antonov

- How are you?
- Awful, awful. For me to descend Yakov Semenovich.
- Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh, Yakov Semenovich! Oh, how scary. Heh, I don't know who that is, but I'm really scared. Just the unknown, it's scary.
- I don't know this reviewer from the Ministry. They say the beast. What to do?
- What to do?! For starters, I need to calm down. Inspectors it the same as a woman. Need a little bit to spend in order to get the desired result.
- In terms of?
- Well I mean? Well, to give asking me for a bribe.
- You what? It's impossible. It is contrary to my moral convictions.
- Well, Yes, good, good. Lose their license, go home and say, "Girls! Dad has no job, no money, but a lot of moral beliefs. So eat moral beliefs."