Character: Masha Vasnetsova

I think I ruined your hopes.
And our daddy.

- A broom - a very gallant young man, and came to mom to ask her hand of her daughter. And who daughter? I - daughter!
- I knew our mother four daughters and one "daughter"!

You need to learn from their mistakes, not to step on other people's rake.

Primitive creatures like pure masculine power and delicate feminine weakness.

Denis's Wife a letter sent! I even do not read books!
Books that you usually read are called texts.

God, why do I feel so bad... Because I drank 20 glasses of champagne, or because I shot 20 times in his head?

- And that champagne now?
In my films are always all real! This is my thing.
And cartridges?!

- Maria, what is the principle of operation of a nuclear reactor?
The principle of operation of a nuclear reactor... well, that worked.
- Or rather, so not rushed!

This song is for those who have found your soul mate, your dandelion, and who have not found the mug!

- Dasha and me a crier called them.
And that's all you can remember? Yes, you have less memory than a floppy disk!

- Masha, for the last three days Broom guesses my desires!
It could be a coincidence?
A coincidence? Yesterday I wanted to bury all your posters Sergey Lazarev, and he brought me a shovel!

Wanted to do on the head chemistry and did some physics!

- A-Ah!
- Another bad dream? Again Button?
Worse. This time you!

Where's my super short skirt?