Character: Dasha Vasnetsova

- A broom - a very gallant young man, and came to mom to ask her hand of her daughter. And who daughter? I - daughter!
- I knew our mother four daughters and one "daughter"!

In a big family, to you nobody asked for, once you get a good screwup!

Correctly mother told. It is bad to eavesdrop! You can learn about yourself more interesting to live then he did not want.

Yeah, that's what we do, to do nothing.

So, start the course of lectures on physics. Lecturer - first-year student of Bauman, Velikovich Broom... Brooms!

How to make a formal organization, whose principle is the denial of all formalities?

- What is it?
- This Saturday cannibals. The album "Thursday - fish day".
- No. It's waves.
- What are waves? It is the fathers of death metal! It Mashkin Lazarev waves. With the most primitive!
- In physics there is a primitive waves, is elementary.
- You listen to Lazarev! He waves all the laws of physics break!

And the only guy I would like to meet your age, in love with me, that is, can't remember what's in love.

- What are you so nervous?
- I have thirty questions and thirty hours before the exam. Come now Mary, it's still minus five hours. Indeed, that is what I so nervous?

It's like "Taras Bulba"! Broom I was invited, I killed him!

- Dasha and me a crier called them.
And that's all you can remember? Yes, you have less memory than a floppy disk!

- Masha, for the last three days Broom guesses my desires!
It could be a coincidence?
A coincidence? Yesterday I wanted to bury all your posters Sergey Lazarev, and he brought me a shovel!

No sane person will go with you to the cottage to move a barn!
- Not true, Philippe's with me already two times went!

- Cycle Polezhaykina in nature.
- Yes, I imagine the Apocalypse in the other!