Character: Zhenya Vasnetsova

- You see, I put the knife and you can't.
- That's good, but I would have used.

- The death of you!
Oh, found something to scare you!

From can't fight fate, especially when fate runs faster.

- I wonder if Masha though the spinal cord is?
- What are you, a brain in the back?

- So, Vorontsov, tell me who you're kissing! Tell the truth!
- Well, how you explain it... it's a Broom...
- Yes, Vorontsov, really, how would you explain it...
- I asked him to check on you.
Well you're a moron! To check up on me, kissing Broom? You would have to Polezhaykina went great proverka!
- How else would I know how you feel about me?
- Well, what the guys go... And that just can not ask?

Attention, attention! Says my subconscious!

Vorontsov, you don't love me!

And now especially for short, fat and bald Denis Vorontsov we put the song Zemfira "I hate you".

- Galina Sergeyevna't overdo it and go crazy!
- How is it?
- Well, that's when the press will be pumped, muscles start to ache! So it is with the brain!

Macho of debilucho.

- I hate being late!
- Come on, are you never late?
- Once. No, I was late by only 7 minutes! And to be born on February 29... Now I have a birthday every four years.

- Sweetie, you'll forgive my cat, Moo-Moo-Moo.
- Vorontsov, you all went crazy? What I tell you honey, what I told you mu-mu-mu??
- Kitten, I know all about it.
- Look, it's Galina we all know, and it does not allow no mu-mu-mu!

Me a moron Vorontsov called.

- Wow, language pierced? It was painful?
- Very! Blood-o-o... But nothing. Beauty requires sacrifice!
- Tell me, do you brain through the ears or through your nose pierced?