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Go to the bathroom, eat some Reds and try to calm down, smoke some weed, get loaded heroin! Hell, do whatever you want, just let me rest!
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Vacation: two weeks on the beach and fifty-broke.
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I dream one hundred days to be anything. One hundred days to forget everything. Like a bum, over there to throw the jacket under the sun to lie.
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Agent Talker says:
Americans know how to work like no other in the world.
And also to learn and compete.
But when it comes to relaxing - we got trouble.
What with holiday profits?! With him, nothing will.
At the Olympics no medals for the unhurried.
For the first place in the world championship of laziness will not give positive recommendations.
The agent says, under the buzzing of the autofocus:
We well know how to win and lose - they can't take away.
To work hard until you drop - that we can.
But we are not able to calm down.
To hammer on all and to enjoy a well-deserved rest.
Instead, he says to himself, - we have marijuana and television.
Beer and valium.
And medical insurance.
Which we replenish as needed.
