Author of quotes: Leonard Louis Levinson

Guest: A person who thinks that if he got up, he has already left.

Come into politics with a bright future, go with a terrible past.

Hell - a place full of beautiful women and no mirrors.

The Dachshund is a breed of dog of a certain size, about pasabagi in height and one and a half dogs long.

Education is one of the few things for which people are willing to pay and not get it.

Final decision - a decision you make before you all decide wife.

Prostitute: a girl who can be a good girl out of pure courtesy, but will never be a bad girl out of pure courtesy.

History - tiring walk from Adam to atom.

Moses was the inventor of the ten most violated laws.

Money is the best sedative.

Inflation is when your money you can't buy as much as in the days when you had no money.

Until tomorrow, you don't realize how good you were today.

Sex is the most intimate form of dance.

The girl knows what she wants, but in every possible way achieves this.