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- Dad, tell me all the stories start with "once upon a time..."?
- No, son. The best stories begin with the words: "If you vote for me in the election..."
№ 86324   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 15:37
If the list of candidates of the presidential election will be the name "I-POH", the results of the voting can be no doubt.
№ 61414   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 15:50
Dull and ordinary act of love perpetrated not by mutual attraction, but out of habit (from people so it often happens), always reminds me of our elections. After a long and lies to shove the only real candidate is indifferent to any stuffing slit, and then to assure himself that this was the same, about what's going crazy the entire free world..
№ 60122   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 14:53
The range was large, but somewhat inferior, as in the elections.
№ 58559   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 13:46
If the election voted for someone from deputies to put the voter turnout would be close to 100%.
№ 55521   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 11:33
When Bush was elected for a second term, I was called by one of my European friends. "Are you re-elected this guy? he asked. You chose him after all he did?" And I mumbled, "Sorry." Remember what I wanted to say something else, but suddenly realized that I have absolutely nothing to add.
№ 54638   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 10:14
Vote for me, I will cry out loud.
№ 54420   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 10:05
- He won. Votes, 3 thousand more than the total number of votes.
- Only 3 thousand? Let it be 20. We need a triumph.
But we ran out of ballots.
- Remember the first rule of politics: the result depends not on the ballot, and the willingness of people who consider them.
№ 43617   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 19:46
I believe that it does not matter who and how to vote in the party; but what is important is who and how will count the votes.
№ 39232   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 16:45
We are smarter than those who choose.
№ 37866   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 15:54
- Tomorrow you will go.
- So tomorrow is impossible. The election is tomorrow.
- They were yesterday!
- So today wasn't there!
№ 37253   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 15:30
Nowhere so "good" not fighting "good" as the election!
№ 29514   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 09:23
- You eh king? I didn't vote for you...
№ 15395   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 15:20
If elections could though something to change, politicians have long declared them illegal.
№ 15050   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 15:03