Author of quotes: Mikhail Mikhaylovich Zhvanetsky

- Great, Konstantin!

You will receive our answers to all your questions.

Scarcity is the great engine of social relationships.

Let there be abundance, let there be everything! But let something be missing!

Cats are one of those animals that easily climb up, but never go down the same way. For two days this type excited the whole yard. Saved by Tanya. At the risk of life. Climbed up a tree. This parasite climbed even higher. She swayed like a pear. She was his tail - he tore her jacket on her chest, scratched, hands, face, neck. I dusted myself off, and climbed up again! These are the bastards up there.

We had communism, now we have capitalism. What doesn't change? - Perspective! ..

What is old age? This is an endless check of the snake of trousers, although there is no external threat.

Life should be considered not lived by years, but haircuts, women, children.

Son, always remember whose you are. When you are reminded of this, I do not know about you, but I will be very pleased.

You can always quietly leave this country. When you are reminded of this, you fucking get out of here.

I wake up at twelve o'clock in the morning, even though I get up at seven...

What kind of writer am I? Short. I do not describe the course of the clock, I describe their battle, that is, the ending, the very essence.

In our medicine, everyone has the same eyes: both the doctor and the patient look at each other with the same hope.

Old age is a jacket tucked into trousers. If I ever appear in front of you like this, whistle!