Author of quotes: Mikhail Mikhaylovich Zhvanetsky. Page 2

The role of women in our lives is very simple: to excite and to calm.

Our national: first to marry, then choose.

- Yes! I love you and sleep with other men.
Why?
- Time is.

"Put yourself in my position," she said. And he came into her position, and again went in, and left her in her position.

Oh, I do like our language... That's why "I will never forget you" sounds lovingly, and "I'll remember you!"...

Do not seek to find relationships - nothing. If people do not understand, how would he know?

... and most importantly, it will not be necessary in the future.

There are three ways of development: the first way is to stand still, the second way is to lie on the spot, and our third way to lie on the right track.

Our Duma has threatened America that if she did not stop - they will stop. And let all the blame on yourself. It is necessary to stop - to be announced really...

Spring trees dress up, undress women.

- Eugene! I saw your concert.
- Well?
- You get upset?
- No.
- Honestly?
- Honestly.
- That's all I said.

Who married a young, paid off: she'll never see him young, he'll never see.

He had drunk and from his point of view things have all got better. Another drink - quickened person. Added - all laughed. Just all began to dance. Sorry, didn't see what it was all over. Collapsed to hell.

What a shame we never managed to hear the head of the transport Department.