TV show: Top Gear (Top Gear)

This thing was developed in America to the thick Yanks could get to the fridge, not having spent any calories.

Hey! You have half of the globe to the plow got stuck!

James was crawling like a real Captain slow. And Jeremy was flying like mad, Dale.

Hello... Going on a boat, Hammond died... Oh, Hammond is alive! Give up?

And you get exactly zero points. James 25, I 15.
But there is another test, and it is very important. It is the price. One point for every pound that is left from the original hundred after purchase. My Audi cost about £ 75.
- Damn it! I was in 80. And James is in the lead... if only Jeremy hadn't have paid for your Volvo ten pounds... Oh no.
- ONE POUND! Yes! Yes! Losers! Lou-ze-ry!

- Jeremy, that's an excavator!
Is a military tractor.
Yeah. We all know that the soldiers - the world's best farmers!
- Maximum speed is not limited.
- But I know we need to till the soil. Well, not quickly. So I bought this.
- You bought a TANK?

It's like you have makeup flowing.
Makeup?
- Well, you know, all of these procedures before air...
- Which make the same people that every time you look like a Spaniel!

- When I go to Uran, the clothes must be fireproof. If you fall on rough ice, the clothes from the friction to catch fire.
- Okay, now I'll put a piece of ice in you pants, and let's light up or not!

Want to save the planet, burn the bus!

Gullible Expect Difficulties, Surprisingly Serious.

The brake discs are coated with something called carbide carbon. By the way, it's the hardest substance known to man... well, except for the unopened pistachio nuts.

- In fact, you're not a full-blooded Irishman. You're half...
- Half German.
- Half German?
Yes.
And half Irish?
Yes.
- It's quite a strange combination. Like: "It must be done absolutely perfectly... tomorrow."

I don't understand lanes for buses. Why poor people have to get to your destination faster than me?

This Pagani Zonda like a lion in an orange jumpsuit. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous.