TV show: Stand-up from Comedy Central (Comedy Central Presents)

I wanted to clarify some points about the marriage. All this not only out of love. Love is only half the case, and you will understand with age. The second half of the case is when you are alone, look at yourself in the mirror and think: "Lord, I will forsake my dreams, get fat, get sick, grow old and eventually die. And in those moments, I need someone near." Don't want fifty years to be fat to sit in a Studio and say, "Look at me - I'm a fat loser!" Want someone close told you: "Honey, it's okay. Let's go for ice cream, yogurt, cowboy!"