TV show: Sebastian Maniscalco: What's wrong with people? (Sebastian Maniscalco What's Wrong with People?)



You need to relax. You need to go out from time to time. You just need. Friday evening? Drove the rest should come off as it should. I last week had a rest in night club. But it's not for me. I'm getting too old for night clubs. Realize that you are already old when you walk into a nightclub: "not too loud-whether there? Why do I have vibrating head?"
№ 255891   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 13:44
Did I place a couple of weeks ago, rested. Rang my doorbell. And it's so weird. Very different feeling, when a call is ringing now. Compared to the way it was twenty years ago. Twenty years ago if you rang the bell, it is in your home came the happy moment. It was called "Company". You are sitting on Tuesday evening, watching TV. A call to the door, the whole family jumps up from the couch. "Oh, my God! Turn the light on. Came someone... we the people." And the whole family ran to the door. The kids were in socks, so glided towards the door. No one looked to see who came. Just opened the door... and they're like, "Oh, my goodness, you look! Come on!" But if the doorbell rings now... You react like this: "This is what else the fuck?" Then you have to apply to the family: "You never invited? Who is someone invited?"
№ 255890   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 13:44
The times are changing. Now, even in shopping center do not converge. And I used to constantly go there. A great place to relax. But now they put these little -- higino right in the middle. These miniature kiosks or something. So, hut I do not buy anything. Because I am not sure that this hut will stay there until tomorrow, in case their product I have a problem. These things have wheels, they can drive three miles on, and do not have time to blink.
№ 255889   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 13:44
Driving... Another thing I have trouble. Sometimes you have so that you go for someone who barely lasted? He's not moving at all, and you start to fly into a rage. The animal in turn. And constantly see where you can get around it. All the time waiting for this moment. And it seems that the days pass. The days pass before overtaking. And here you go. But... while overtaking you can't resist, can't just pull. While overtaking you in any turns, to see who the hell's here drives like that. The night you fall asleep, if you have in mind the man's face is not associated with his speed on the road. And I don't know what's happening to us at this moment. During overtaking us just off the rails and you want to shout, "What the hell are you doing?" And sometimes you want to slow down, so he at least saw your face. Slow down and like, "Look! Look what you've done to me! I was happily a mile back, and look at me now!"
№ 255887   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 13:44